You want to scare the crap out of a classroom full of people?
Break your chair and yell out “Oh shoot, it broke!” while in your third trimester. The poor guy next to me jumped about a mile out of his seat, scoured the ground around me after the guy across from him asked if the carpet was wet under me.
It was a tad bit humiliating, but I couldn’t help but laugh at the situation.
All IS well – my chair just broke. Sad, but true.