The Case of the Exploding Diaper
It was a hot afternoon at the zoo. We were enjoying a late lunch after visiting the giraffes.
We were smiling, talking and simply enjoying a day of leisure with our favorite little girl.
Then we started to hear the put put of gas coming from Malia.
Then came the familiar grunt she makes when she’s pooing.
No big deal – We’ll finish up lunch and get her changed in the bathroom.
Then Malia’s godmother held up her hand and realized that there was poo all over it. WTH?!?
She quickly passed Malia to me and looked down at the pea green, yellow mush that was plastered across her blue dress.
Did I mention that Malia started on solids?
Do you know what that means?

Cost of a 6 month shirt at the zoo? $14.99! I don’t spend that much on a 3-piece set! And she probably won’t even wear this shirt again. The memory of this adventure? Priceless
Lesson of the day: Change diaper sizes
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